True story

Son has been sick with the flu: fever, aches etc.. Sunday through Wednesday a.m. He comes over tonight (no notice, grr) eats, drops off his laundry ("which might be kinda gross 'cause I used it as a kleentissue") I have no trademark sign on my iPhat iPad. I offer him a cookie. He declines. I'm in the garage, come back in and all of a sudden he wants a half of cookie. Sure. Np. He leaves. I come in to use iPad, open up Safari and what was he reading??? a forum on a mj site about smoking while you are sick. He researched it!!! I am success!
Default must be to save searches, tap google search and history shows up...

I am totally playing the hell out of:
Lady Gaga
Rhianna s&m mixes (all 5 of them)
P!nk - Raise Your Glass - or as she says, be true unto oneself (deluxe version extra)
and some Dr. Dre which I went from Travy McCoy/Bruno Mars and then somehow ended up looking at the essential Dr. Dre.


Crap. I can not work as fast as normal on this iPad.
Perhaps if I could learn to do that one finger flowing writing thing like in the commercial... hmm. Must investigate. I type over 90 wpm, this is killing me.

And who the fuck is masquerading as a fictional character on a TV show ?

Cookies = good
Remote app on the iPhone fucking awesome!!!